If you love candy as much as we do, you love hearing what other people have to say about it, too. The other day while we were eating some of our favorite retro candies, we compiled a list of some fun and funny candy quotes. We hope you like them!
“Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.” – Anonymous
“I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that is achieves its maximum flavor potential.” – Mitch Hedberg
“I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.” – Katie Couric
“I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.” – Mitch Hedberg
“This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brien
What are your favorite candy quotes? Share them with us! We’d love to hear them. In the meantime, make sure you munch on some delicious Woodstock Candy.
by: Woodstock Candy